Friday 27 December 2013

Farewell Festivities 2. The Easter Bunny



2. The Easter Bunny

Under a tree heavy in snow waits the Easter bunny, wearing a cotton formal suit under his rabbits mask. He is smoking a cigarette as he watches a car quietly idling in the distance.

The bunny looks upwards at the falling snow. ‘Fucking hate snow’ he thinks to himself as he inhales on his cigarette and returns his gaze to the car.

Two silhouettes soon leave and disappear into the darkness. The Easter bunny discards his cigarette on the ground before walking over to the back of the car. He removes a small remotely detonated explosive from his satchel and attaches it to the vehicles wheel arch.

He returns to the tree and lights up a fresh cigarette as he waits until the pair return. They soon arrive and drive away.

The Easter bunny removes a cell phone from his satchel.

“I’ve got you now cunts” the bunny whispers “Paybacks a bitch”.

Farewell Festivities 1. Jack Frost


1. Jack Frost



A car sits humming quietly in the shadows beside the road. The lights are off as the snow falls all around, blanketing the streets in a sheet of white in the otherwise blackness of night.

Behind the wheel sat Santa Claus looking out in the distance as he inhaled on a cigarette. Across the road a woman walks out of a house and begins heading down the street away from the vehicle.

In the passenger side sits Jack Frost, a mystical man wearing a tarnished brown suit below the eerie snowman’s face. Whilst looking at the woman walking, he states to Santa that she is the person they have been waiting for.

Santa leans to open the door as Frost puts a hand on his shoulder.

“Remember...” Says Jack “...he wants it quick and clean”.

Santa nods in acknowledgement, and they both exit. The snow is falling heavy and they soon disappear.

The car continues to hum in the darkness amongst the otherwise silence around them. Soon after, the pair returns and drives off into the night, snow hiding their tracks as they drive away.

Thursday 26 December 2013

A Krampus Kristmas

The front door of the house opened inwards, as two figures walked in from the cold. Krampus stepped in first, shortly followed by the sturdy Santa Claus. Krampus pointed ahead into the living room where the familiar sight of christmas fairy lights could be seen dancing in the stillness. They entered and looked around, milk and biscuits have been set out on the side, Krampus takes one and turns to Santa.

"So, this kid one of mine or yours?" He asks.

Santa shirks and pulls a list from his pocket, scans it and replies, "He's not on mine".

Krampus finishes his biscuit and brushes his hands against his sides, before pulling a list of his own from his pocket.

"Aah...here he is..." He states "...but his sister must be on yours"

Santa nods.

"I'll be back in 5" mumbles Krampus.

The jolly father grabs a biscuit for himself as Krampus moves silently upstairs, hidden amongst the shadows. Finishing his biscuit, he opens his red hessian sack and pulls out a small frame containing a picture of the young girls recently deceased father.

"Sorry i couldnt bring you the real thing as you wished"

Krampus returns from upstairs holding his black hessian sack over his shoulder behind him. The bag now contained the snoring young boy who had been naughty this year.

Santa looks to Krampus "All sorted?"

Krampus nods his head as he steps forward to open the door for Santa, before departing the house himself.

The door closes behind them, as the house returns to silence. The lights dance brightly in a room filled with darkness.

Sunday 22 December 2013

Dhalia and Diesel visit Castell Coch



 Since Christmas is only a few days away, i decided to take my Stafford terrier friend, Diesel, on a little adventure up to Castell Coch. This is what happened, in a way.

This is Diesel
Dhalia is having a sad day, until his  best friend, Diesel, comes over to visit. The pair embark on an adventure to reach Castell Coch, a journey that will see them having to escape the evil clutches of Wiwer and her squirrel army, the alien invasion during a meteorite shower, and a seemingly endless uphill struggle to their final destination in search for adventure.

Friday 20 December 2013

Michael Through Time




Writer Joshua Pantalleresco, (Veritas, The Watcher) interviews the School Of Bitches on the state of play after year one, and the future of Genesis.

http://michaelthroughtime.wordpress.com/2013/12/19/enter-the-school-of-bitches-part-1/

Monday 16 December 2013

Malta Comic Con 2013 (Part Two)






  Malta Comic Con 2013 (Part Two)



So this is the second part of my Malta Comic Con 2013 blog. To read the first part visit;

 http://sweet-animosity.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/malta-comic-con-2013-part-one.html 

The following takes place between Sunday 1st December and Tuesday 3rd December.

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Beep..23:58

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Beep..00:00

Thursday 12 December 2013

Malta Comic Con 2013 (Part One)



 Dhalia Says...

I am writing this blog a week after the event itself took place, some pieces of information may have become distorted during that time. But here it is, the first three days of my trip to Malta for the Malta Comic Con 2013. The rest is soon to follow. . .

www.schoolofbitches.co.uk

Sunday 24 November 2013

'I thought you were dead...'


No, unfortunately to some, i am quite the contrary, i am alive and well (well-ish).

Admittedly it has been a very long time since i last posted anything on my Sweet Animosity site, and obviously the main reason it has been neglected is because all of the work output for 2013 has been published and released as School of Bitches stuff, and that however has not been neglected. School of Bitches has had an incredible inaugural year that now seems to have passed by rather quickly.

If there is anyone out there who follows this site and somehow does not follow the School of Bitches stuff, then you can find all the information here - http://schoolofbitches.co.uk/

Right, what has happened this year? well, following the School of Bitches first appearance last year at the Malta Comic Con we have continued to make a number of appearances around the UK (Namely Cardiff, Bristol, London, Derry and Melksham) whilst showcasing issue one of Genesis and completing the publication of issue two. Which has been completed and will be released next week at the Malta Comic Con taking place 30th November - 1st December.

An animation is also being shown, it will be a preview of the chapter which will be released following chapter XVI - Virtue's Chronicles. I didn't really have anything to do with this at all, i was used in discussions by Alan Stealth and Todd Collier, the members of the team who actually made it. Other than that, i pretty much sat and grew continuously more perplexed watching them use lines to make things move. I have never been a real fan of technology or film, so there was no real hope for me to understand any of this from the start.

As for the comic cons throughout the year, i have really enjoyed witnessing peoples reactions to our work. Admittedly, the 'artists' work, but hey, every long haired guru type need a sociopathic front man. When they don't, they tend to become employed in obscure, independently owned (insert irrelevant possession here)-shops. It also does help a lot when the artist in question has some mad skills and is able to draw people in the first place though.

I have noticed that my abilities to communicate with the public and fellow exhibitors has developed greatly, and a lot of skills have been learnt as a result of being a member of School of Bitches. I know how to use Adobe InDesign, when i didn't know what Adobe was this time last year. How marketing and social media works, and even artistically from formal and creative writing, business applications and press releases to beginning to slowly believe that i can, in some way, say what 'art' is.

By this point you're probably thinking, 'get to the point', I'm sure if you wanted to read all this then you would have checked it out during the time we were actually experiencing it. So, what is the point of this post?

Well, i have currently begun working on a second project separate from School of Bitches. The project is currently titled 'Enigma', and will be a single standing graphic novel project i will be writing, and which will be drawn by Maltese friend and artist, Maria Isabella Grech.

Although still in the very early stages of production, the story will be dealing with the inner psychology of impoverished citizens of Great Britain. A dark story of emotional control and social expectations in areas more deprived and suggestible to persuasion. There will be more details as the project progresses, and that is why i am back on the Sweet Animosity site.


As for now, it's time to get ready to leave for Malta.