2.
The Easter Bunny
Under
a tree heavy in snow waits the Easter bunny, wearing a cotton formal suit under
his rabbits mask. He is smoking a cigarette as he watches a car quietly idling
in the distance.
The
bunny looks upwards at the falling snow. ‘Fucking hate snow’ he thinks to
himself as he inhales on his cigarette and returns his gaze to the car.
Two
silhouettes soon leave and disappear into the darkness. The Easter bunny
discards his cigarette on the ground before walking over to the back of the
car. He removes a small remotely detonated explosive from his satchel and
attaches it to the vehicles wheel arch.
He
returns to the tree and lights up a fresh cigarette as he waits until the pair
return. They soon arrive and drive away.
The
Easter bunny removes a cell phone from his satchel.
“I’ve
got you now cunts” the bunny whispers “Paybacks a bitch”.
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